Source : Likelicious on Facebook.
*Im sorry lovely people Ive no idea to post something today, BUT check this out I found this bloody jokes on facebook :) Hv a nice day & put a smile on your face :)
Police Officer pulls over speeding driver.
Driver: "Scissors, I win!"
Officer: " Sir, im going to have to ask you to step out of the vehicle please ."
A blonde walks to her mailbox-- no mail.
Comes out again-- no mail.
Neighbor says-- What's wrong.
Blonde-- My stupid computer keeps saying, "You've got mail!"
boy passes note teacher catches him and then reads it to the class it says:: DEAR TEACHER, YOU THOUGHT THIS WAS GOING TO BE SOMETHING PRIVATE DIDNT YOU.
Kid: "Dad, is GOD black or white?" Dad: "Maybe both.
Kid walks away, then comes back later. "Dad, is God a man, or a woman?"
Dad: "Maybe both."
Kid walks away, then comes back later. "Dad, is GOD Micheal Jackson?"
Brother- Hey dad i got a girlfriend!
Dad-Nice job son, is she cute?
Sister-I got a boyfriend!
Dad- WHAT!?!?!?! wats his name,and where duz he live!?"loads shot gun"